Severe Pain This Morning

I just returned from getting a pedicure and my eyebrows waxed (no that wasn't the severe pain, but it does stinkin hurt), and my pedicure was anything but relaxing.  I haven't had a pedi in over a month, and since that time, like I've stated in a recent blog post, I have found that I have a rear end bone.  Oh my goodness, the chair at the nail salon was painful!  I can't believe it!  I was really in some pain!  You thought this had to do with pain from my surgery didn't you, well it does!  Because the pain I'm feeling in my rear end is due to the weight I have lost, which is due to the surgery I had!  How do you skinny people do it?  Sitting down for a long period of time is no longer enjoyable for me.  I miss the days when I could sit, and sit, and sit, and sit without so much as a twinge in my rear!  Now I can't sit for very long without it feeling like my rear is going to fall off, or feeling like the bone must be protruding from my rear!  Even siting on the toilet is painful now - I know, I know, TMI, but seriously, some toilets hit me in the wrong spots on my buns!  Is this what I have to look forward to?  A life of painful sitting, and no more lounging for hours on end?  That is absurd!  Maybe I have an unusually large rear end bone or something - because I can't imagine that this is normal!  I'm going to have to invest in some of those inflatable pillows to carry around with me whenever I have to sit down somewhere!  Maybe they make some kind of booty enlarger that I can wear like panties that will make sitting more comfortable! 

Don't worry though - the painful chair at the nail salon will not deter me from going there in the future!  Sorry, honey!